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Non · compos · mentis
Impressing with Latin since 1982
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People told me, I thought they were exaggerating. People said it was the worst two months of their lives, I figured they just over-studied. One lawyer even said she repressed the memory of the summer after graduation, it was so painful. . . . . . They. Were. Right. . . . This is probably the worst thing I have ever done, and I'm not even taking the test yet. My brain is tired, I have giant black bags under my eyes, I can't sleep, I can't talk correctly anymore, and my emotions are frayed to the point of breaking. It's not the enormity of the test (although it's enormous!), it's the fact that you just possibly can't know everything on it. That's not a good feeling. It's the feeling that so much of the past three years is riding on not freaking out. Logically most people figure out that the odds are on our side. But that doesn't make it any less intimidating. Think of all the over-stressed, over-worked soon-to-be-lawyers Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. We may need it. |
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The years of waiting and complaining have finally come to an end....We got a good thunderstorm in Austin. I was one of the unlucky ones caught in it - driving back from Hole in the Wall. So, the car looks a little like a golf ball. It was quite the adventure, though. On another note, Congrats to our class for graduating today! Here's to success studying for the bar exam, success finding/keeping/working at our jobs, and not tripping when walking across the stage today. |
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When driving on I-35 between major cities in Texas (or any other major highway, really), the left lane shouldn't be used for going the EXACT speed limit. That's what the right lane is for. See those signs? Those signs that say "Left Lane for Passing Only"? That means don't go just 70 mph in the left lane for 30 miles. Also, maybe if you would look in that nifty "rear view mirror" and see a giant line of traffic behind you, that could be signal to get in the other lane... <grumble grumble grumble> |
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As a child of the 80s, who grew up playing with Transformers and watching the original movie many many times, I have to admit loving last summer's Transformers movie. Is there a cooler moment than when Optimus Prime becomes the 18-wheeler? (And I know I'm not the only person that cried as a child when the original Optimus Prime died.) |
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As a Bucs fan, ouch. True, but ouch. |
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Amusing. Orson Scott Card (author of the brilliant Ender's Game) decimates JK Rowling. She sued because another author is publishing an "encyclopedia" of sorts on the entire Harry Potter series. I think OSC definitely has some valid points here, and I never realized/remembered how similar the two books were to each other. . . . But don't get me started on how The Wheel of Time bastardized Tolkein. |
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I do not live in the nicest or lowest-crime area in Austin. In fact, I live less than a block from one of, if not the, highest-crime intersections in the city. Despite that, my current neighbors are nice enough people. For the two years I've been in this house, one next door neighbor has been the same - an older gentleman that I believe just lives on pension/government checks (probably retired at this point). He's the kind of neighbor that's quiet, keeps his yard and house in good condition, waves when you drive by, but doesn't make a point to come over and talk every time we're outside. So in short, a great neighbor. Except for one thing. One nice days he has friends come over and they talk for HOURS in his front yard. Unfortunately, nice days always seem to coincide with days I'm stuck in my house studying for finals. My windows face towards his front yard, and let's just say the guys are "animated" in their conversations. Often they're yelling at each other, but I can never understand enough to get the words. So it just serves as yet another reminder that while I am cooped up, a shell of a human being; others are enjoying this beautful weather with friends. Thank God it gets better and less stress when I graduate and head to my firm job!!!! |
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This story has been making the rounds on the interwebs today (and because I'm "studying" for Oil and Gas, I've read all the variations of it). But I just can't get over how ridiculous it is. Basically, a professor at Dartmouth informed her class she would possibly be suing them for discrimination, because they were mean to her. I'll repost her emails for the full hilarity (and some analysis). Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:56:35 From: Priya Venkatesan Subject: WRIT.005.17.18-WI08: Possible lawsuit
Dear former class members of Science, Technology and Society:
I tried to send an email through my server but got undelivered messages. I regret to inform you that I am pursuing a lawsuit in which I am accusing some of you (whom shall go unmentioned in this email) of violating Title VII of anti-federal discrimination laws.
The feeling that I am getting from the outside world is that Dartmouth is considered a bigoted place, so this may not be news and I may be successful in this lawsuit. I am also writing a book detailing my eperiences as your instructor, which will "name names" so to speak. I have all of your evaluation and these will be reproduced in the book.
Have a nice day.
I will churlishly point out: 1) "Whom shall go unmentioned in this email" is an attempt to sound intelligent at the expense of grammar. 2) I've spent both my summer associate-ships working on labor and employment, and will be practicing it in the fall, and I have yet to come across this fabled "anti-federal discrimination law." 3) If this email is an example of the writing capabilities of the faculty at Dartmouth.....wow. 4) I hope this isn't a publicity attempt for this book (which I'm sure will be a best-seller). 5) So much for those "confidential" evaluations at the end of the semester.
(As a side note, does it drive anyone else up the wall that she ended the email with "Have a nice day"? I think she's the kind of person that drives on I-35 at 55 mph in the left lane because she thinks no one else should be able to speed or even drive the speed limit. Argh.)
But is she done? Oh no!From: Priya Venkatesan Sent: Friday, April 25, 2008 Subject: Class Action Suit
Dear Student:
As a courtesy, you are being notified that you are being named in a potential class action suit that is being brought against Dartmouth College, which is being accused of violating federal anti-discrimination laws. Please do not respond to this email because it will be potentially used against you in a court of law.
Priya Venkatesan, PhD From: Priya Venkatesan Sent: Friday, April 25, 2008 Subject: Class Action Suit
Dear Student:
Please disregard the previous email sent by Priya Venkatesan. This is to officially inform you that you are being accused of violating Title VII pertaining to federal anti-discrimination laws, by the plaintiff, Priya Venkatesan. You are being specifically accused of, but not limited to, harassment. Please do not respond to this email as it will be used against you in a court of law.
Priya Venkatesan, PhD
From now on, all of my correspondence will include "Please do not respond to this email as it will be used against you in a court of law."
Finally, we get the reasons for the lawsuit in an interview with the professor:
The students I am naming in this suit were mostly from Winter 08 term with a few from Fall. Essentially, I am pursuing litigation to see if I have a legal claim, that is, if the inappropriate and unprofessional behavior I was subjected to as a Research Associate and Lecturer at Dartmouth constitutes discrimination and harrassment [sic] on the basis of ethnicity, race and gender. This includes not just students, but a few faculty members that I worked with.
I love the strategy of pursuing litigation to see if she has a legal claim. The article claims she met with an attorney. I hope he points out that students are not employers of the professor, and are therefore not included under "anti-federal" law Title VII. Additionally, will someone explain to her that a "class-action" suit is one brought by similarly situated plaintiffs, NOT a suit brought against an allegedly guilty group of defendants?
There are so many more dimensions of crazy in these emails, it boggles the mind. Hopefully it also highlights the ridiculousness of the topics (see e.g., postmodernism or bell hooks's writing) college students have to deal with all the time. |
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Background for this story: There's something I love about a good thunderstorm. Being in Atlanta for undergrad and now Austin, it seems like the storms are less frequent and pale in comparison to those in North Texas. Excluding the massive storms that hit Atlanta during the SEC Tournament, I don't remember a true thunderstorm in Atlanta the entire four years I spent there. We've had a few in Austin (see: The Oasis burning down), but they're few and far between. There's something soul-cleansing about sitting on the couch and watching the lightning and listening to the thunder. . . . Last week the husband and I travelled to Dallas to close on our house/move tons of stuff in. We closed on Tuesday and began moving things in on Wednesday night (due to a lease-back with the sellers). They had predicted storms for Thursday night, so we made sure to empty everything from the U-haul into the garage that afternoon, so we didn't have to be outside. Thursday night rolls around, we celebrate with a couple bottles of champagne and then decide to get back to work. Suddenly, the heavens let loose. It was pouring, and it looked like a fireworks show with all of the lightning in the sky (our house sits on a huge hill and has a wall of windows, so we can see for miles). Then, the hail started. My in-laws were at the house, and they actually have a nice car (unlike ours) so we scrambled to clear the garage so they could pull it in. As we scrambled, the wind picked up. The rain was "falling" completely sideways, and it reminded me of the hurricanes I was in when we lived in Florida. Then, the tornado sirens went off. In all my years in Dallas, we never heard the tornado sirens. They're extremely ominous (as they should be). So, the night we were supposed to spend celebrating, we spent in a closet, on the phone with my parents discussing the radar (because our house didn't have TV or internet yet), quietly drinking wine, wondering whether we should grab a mattress and put it over our heads, and hoping our new house made it through the night. . . . In the end, we were lucky and there was no damage. The sirens went off because there was a funnel cloud sighted, but it eventually dissipated without consequence. I finally got my thunderstorm I've been longing for the past two years. And I have to say in retrospect, as always, be careful what you wish for. |
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Why, oh why, did I ever think three exams as a 3L would be feasible? |
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All ineptitude Always broken-down trucks Now know why so cheap Argh. |
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Recently my mom surprised me with a great present: a bound copy of all of last year's issues of Cook's Illustrated. I don't have a subscription to the magazine, and had only read a couple issues in the past, but that will change quickly. It is, bar none, the best cooking magazine I've read. The authors test each recipe a ridiculous number of times to ensure consistency. And, most importantly, the articles that accompany each recipe are porn for food nerds. It's like Alton Brown in each article. The authors are sure to explain every facet of the recipe and, along the way, give recommendations for kitchen tools, etc etc etc. My goal right now is to read through the book quickly and right now, so it doesn't distract me when I need to buckle down and study. It's the same logic that says you need to eat the entire chocolate easter bunny on Easter Sunday, because it's better to eat the calories at once, rather than spread them out over the course of the week. Right? Right? |
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I just looked up the BarBri course schedules for Dallas for this summer. I don't know what I was expecting, but with most weeks having 7 days of classes and Saturdays having class from 9-3:45, that wasn't it. The idea of the bar and the seriousness and the hell of bar prep all became much clearer now. Why can't I just stay a student forever? (Because you have to pay off the house somehow! -Husband) |
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It's nearing that time of the semester again. You can thank curse my name later, when you're totally addicted to this horrible, horrible game. |
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Due to popular demand (I'm looking at you!), I'll cease neglecting my blog for a while. Things have been hectic recently. Much more hectic than I would like, as a very lazy 3L on the cusp of graduation. I'll be in Dallas all next week and the Husband and I close on our new house. With the prospect of living in a place where the walls are not required to stay beige, most of my free time has been spent watching HGTV for inspiration. I am many things, but a creative decorator-type is not one of them. This shall be my greatest challenge. It doesn't help that the husband's idea of decoration is to paint the whole place blue and hang his Lord of the Rings poster. At the same time, the husband and I decided we'd pack up half our house to move in while we're in Dallas for the closing. So all non-essential things are currently in boxes spread out all over and one room in our (current) house is wallpapered and carpeted with bubble-wrap. Almost everything in my life right now revolves around my packing gun and packing tape. Additionally, one of my dogs recently was diagnosed with cancer. It should be removed without complications and (hopefully) hasn't spread, but my dog is one of the main reasons I've stayed sane throughout law school, so it was a bit of a blow. So there's preoccupation and worry, but mostly hope and prayer that things turn out ok. I could add more about the IRS audit, missing (another) week of class previously to go to Napa, the search for a white suit for graduation (I mean, really?), etc etc etc. But I'll spare you. |
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I have to question whether the casting director of the new Superman watched the last two "new" Star Wars movies. This guy couldn't convey falling if you pushed him off a cliff. Ugh. Metros. |
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I swore off celebrity gossip a few weeks ago (goodbye, Pink is the New Blog!), but certain stories still catch my attention. If they're on "news" websites, they have to be "legit" news, right? Anyway, I came across this story about Demi Moore. To summarize, she claims that to detoxify and remain young, she always searches for cutting edge treatments. Her newest "cutting edge" treatment? .....Leeches..... Looking past the "ick" factor, leeching oneself is about as far from "cutting edge" medical treatment as it gets. About the only things less cutting edge than leeches to "detoxify" the blood would be to just cut herself and let the bad blood run out into a dish (Helllooo Sense and Sensibility!). I won't get started on celebrity stupidity and the willingness to follow a fad, I'm more concerned that someone that is generally considered pretty smart wouldn't know that leeches is not a cutting edge medical technique. And don't get me started on the "medically trained" leeches comment. <sigh>. |
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...except, they leave them??? |
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I just can't stop watching this and laughing. Nothing will stop him from finishing this story, dammit! |
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The husband and I just received notice that we're being audited for our tax return of 2006. Apparently our state and local sales tax deduction raised a red flag, and we have to show the IRS all of our sales receipts from 2006. ...Sure.... The husband is in charge of our taxes, or, shall I say, the husband's Turbo Tax is in charge of our taxes, so I'm just going to let him work out this one. But why did a law student and a mid-pay level consultant raise red flags? I very much doubt ours was the most interesting tax return they read...oh well. |
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